if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

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i’m not racist i love chinese food 

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"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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